"we're almost home"

terrifying dreams can haunt you in bed

with no where to run as they chase in your head

scientists try to kill you with powder instead

of bullets....

and bird men frighten with an ominous tweeter

nuclear explosions melt you and your sweeter

you hold hands till you die but WAKE UP

and turn down the space heater.

before you actually melt in real life.

careless whisper

Ever feel like string cheese

shared by ten refugees

ten hungry mouths and when I'm gone

all of them still hungries

sneezing.

I sneeze and I sneeze. 

Snot runs like the breeze. 

got an email today... 'bout a bunch of dead bees.

dog farts on my lap

while taking a nap

you'd think with a cold

that I couldn't smell crap

but I can.