wowwww space van.

lip tar.

Lip tar.  It's quite miraculous.  Fully opaque, super pigmented lip color in gloss form.  One drop covers your whole smacker in solid brightness.

$12.50 a tube.

nom.

Something I want even more-  A Lada Niva, 1984 or older.  Friends of the Niva call her a Russian "civilian tank." 

 nom nom.

three squees

I like all of these.  If I had three feet I could wear one on each foot and they would be complimentary.

Poetry of the Penis

Beautiful poetic penis rhymes have been sliding through my spam filter.  I have left the grammatical errors intact, for your pleasure.  Check it:

Tired of being kidded about your limited dimensions?  You will be proud to be noticed in the crowd.

Every man dies for a bigger size - so you can stay alive.  You feel like a giant comparing to the midget in your pants.

It easier to slide when you have gigantic pride.  Nothing excites women more than a large and pretty bulge. 

You will get a big prize for your perfect size.  Women will love to observe your bulge like and exhibit.

shoes. i like.

I like these shoes.   Hardwork by Blowfish, in Fuchsia tie dye canvas.  They are like velvet pony noses on the inside. I had them on my feet.  buy them. 

I also like these shoes.  Iron Fist Zebracorn Peep Toe Heels.  I have not had them on my feet, but they don't look too ouch. 

 see them.

shmoo

inhale exhale 

snortles mcgee

snorts on the couch

until quarter past three

dreams schemes

accompanied sound

there is no rest

with snortles around.

ouchless

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

letting go of all of it

feel the shifting earth

painful wounds are sealing over

show their lack of worth

strange to touch a spot

that burns and screams with ache

to have touched it a thousand times

and drowned within its wake

then one day poke it with a stick

expecting bees and darts and acid

but instead I find a silence 

a stillness- my soul placid