Monday, April 6, 2009

Poetry of the Penis


Beautiful poetic penis rhymes have been sliding through my spam filter.  I have left the grammatical errors intact, for your pleasure.  Check it:



Tired of being kidded about your limited dimensions?  You will be proud to be noticed in the crowd.

Every man dies for a bigger size - so you can stay alive.  You feel like a giant comparing to the midget in your pants.

It easier to slide when you have gigantic pride.  Nothing excites women more than a large and pretty bulge. 

You will get a big prize for your perfect size.  Women will love to observe your bulge like and exhibit.


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