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lip tar.

Lip tar.  It's quite miraculous.  Fully opaque, super pigmented lip color in gloss form.  One drop covers your whole smacker in solid brightness.

$12.50 a tube.

nom.

Something I want even more-  A Lada Niva, 1984 or older.  Friends of the Niva call her a Russian "civilian tank." 

 nom nom.

three squees

I like all of these.  If I had three feet I could wear one on each foot and they would be complimentary.

Poetry of the Penis

Beautiful poetic penis rhymes have been sliding through my spam filter.  I have left the grammatical errors intact, for your pleasure.  Check it:

Tired of being kidded about your limited dimensions?  You will be proud to be noticed in the crowd.

Every man dies for a bigger size - so you can stay alive.  You feel like a giant comparing to the midget in your pants.

It easier to slide when you have gigantic pride.  Nothing excites women more than a large and pretty bulge. 

You will get a big prize for your perfect size.  Women will love to observe your bulge like and exhibit.