Poetry of the Penis

Beautiful poetic penis rhymes have been sliding through my spam filter.  I have left the grammatical errors intact, for your pleasure.  Check it:

Tired of being kidded about your limited dimensions?  You will be proud to be noticed in the crowd.

Every man dies for a bigger size - so you can stay alive.  You feel like a giant comparing to the midget in your pants.

It easier to slide when you have gigantic pride.  Nothing excites women more than a large and pretty bulge. 

You will get a big prize for your perfect size.  Women will love to observe your bulge like and exhibit.

shmoo

inhale exhale 

snortles mcgee

snorts on the couch

until quarter past three

dreams schemes

accompanied sound

there is no rest

with snortles around.

"we're almost home"

terrifying dreams can haunt you in bed

with no where to run as they chase in your head

scientists try to kill you with powder instead

of bullets....

and bird men frighten with an ominous tweeter

nuclear explosions melt you and your sweeter

you hold hands till you die but WAKE UP

and turn down the space heater.

before you actually melt in real life.

careless whisper

Ever feel like string cheese

shared by ten refugees

ten hungry mouths and when I'm gone

all of them still hungries

sneezing.

I sneeze and I sneeze. 

Snot runs like the breeze. 

got an email today... 'bout a bunch of dead bees.

dog farts on my lap

while taking a nap

you'd think with a cold

that I couldn't smell crap

but I can.